10-THINGS GUYS DONT WANT TO HEAR

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1) Does your bathroom always look like this?

2) By the way, we are having dinner with JOn and Jennifer next saturday night

3) Your not really going to wear that are you

4) Dont worry, Kitty wont bite

5) I dont like your friend JIMMY

6) What are you thinking?

7) My mom and dad really want to meet you!!

WHY BOTHER WITH THE OTHER TWO?? HAHAHAHA OK, i'll fill in the blank,

8) SIZE MATTERS

9) SIZE MATTERS

10) Ok, i'll shut up ...HAHAH

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NEIMAN MARCUS RICH PEOPLE CHRISTMAS GIFT LIST

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In other animal interloper news, earlier this week an Australian teen awoke to find a snake wrapped around her neck and biting her arm. An expert identified the uninvited bedmate as a nonvenomous slaty-grey snake (searches for this kind of snake spiked on Tuesday when the story hit).

MORE CREEPY BAT AND ANIMAL STORIES HERE

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FIVE BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK::
** THANKS AUSTIN FOR THE LIST**

NUMBER 5: They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen. 

NUMBER 4: 'This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time-management course you sent me to.

NUMBER 3:  'Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-out. You probably got here just in time!

NUMBER 2:  Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?

Number 1: And the all time Favorite best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk:

(Raising your head slowly)"...in Jesus' name, Amen"

WEEZERS TROUBLEMAKER IN GUINESS BOOK

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WHO IS THE SEXIEST WOMAN OF 2008, WHOSE PREGNANT AGAIN, WATCH BRITNEY'S NEW SEXY MUSIV VIDEO HERE AT T! ONLINE. (UPDATED DAILY, BOOK MARK IT)

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Chamber Musik Records has just released "Saxophone Tribute To Evanescence Featuring G-Clef Trio". The 11-song effort features renditions of the following EVANESCENCE tracks:

01. Going Under
02. Everybody's Fool
03. My Immortal
04. Haunted
05. Tourniquet
06. Imaginary
07. Taking Over Me
08. Hello
09. My Last Breath
10. Whisper
11. Bring Me To Life

GET AUDIO HERE!!!

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DAVE GROHL IN A SMART CAR!!!

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(@)(@) big nipple breasts (you know who you are)

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\o/\o/ Grandma's breasts

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STRIPPER GETS A NOBEL NOD FOR COKE EXPERIEMENT

BOSTON - Deborah Anderson had heard the urban lends about the contraceptive effectiveness of Coca-Cola products for years.

So she and her colleagues decided to put the soft drink to the test. In the lab, that is.

For discovering that, yes indeed, Coke was a spermicide, Anderson and her team are among this year's winners of the Ig Nobel Prize, the annual award given by the Annals of Improbable Research magazine for oddball but often surprisingly practical scientific achievements."  READ WHOLE STORY HERE**

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FRIENDS BE A FRIEND

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JESSICA ALBA IS NOT SILENCE OF THE LAMBS

Jessica Alba channels her inner-Hannibal Lecter with a muzzled mask in the newest imagin Declare Yourself's provocative campaign to compel young people to register and vote rather than "silencing themselves." (She also appeared in a gag and bindings in last month's campaign.)

KATE MOSS IN GOLD

50kg solid gold statue of Kate Moss and her bikini line has been unveiled a a contemporary sculpture exhibition at London's British Musuem. The statue, titled "Siren" and valued at $3.36 million, is thought to be the largest gold statue to be made since ancient Egyptian times. Marc Quinn's work, described as an "Aphrodite of our times" is part of the Statuephilia exhibition.

WHAT BEER YOU SHOULD DRINK ALL DETERMINED BY YOUR ASTROLOGICAL SIGN

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 NEW accoustic STAIND "Believe" ... watch here if video doesnt download

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CHECK OUT  THE RANDOM FACTS LIST!!!  HERE

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CHECK OUT THE JOLIE-PITT PHOTO ALBUM HERE ** BRAD PITT IS HOT WITH BABIES **

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