I was at my grandmother's house last night looking for something to read when I came across this tiny book called "Mom's the Word" I found that I could relate to just about EVERY sentence in the book. I figured with Mother's Day being on Sunday, I'd share some of my favorites I read.
Life before Kids
Do you remember...
...not having to go through pants pockets searching for crayons before you could throw in a load of wash?
...silence for several minutes?
...carrying a purse that didn't weigh 20 pounds?
Things that Moms will never say. (never. Not ever. No way)
"yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too"
"let me smell that shirt...yeah, it's good for another week!"
"Run and bring me the scissors. Hurry!"
"the curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm running a prison around here"
How to embarrass children:
-put little notes in their lunches (I actually do this not knowing I was embarrassing him!)
-chaperone at a prom
-hang around, grinning, when they have friends over
-chase the school bus because they forgot their lunch money
Why it's Great to be a Mom:
-plastic toys from fast-food restaurants will be collector's items someday.
-Moms know how to drive defensively "Sit down or I will stop this car RIGHT NOW!"
-Moms never have to wonder what to do in their spare time
What you say and what you really mean:
You say..."ask your father" you really mean..."let HIM be the one you hold a grudge against"
You say..."Your girlfriend's clothes are so unique" you really mean...."What a tramp!"
You say..."I'm not going to tell you again!" you really mean...."I'm going to tell you again"
You say...I know when you are lying" you really mean..."I was really good at lying when I was your age"
To all the moms out there...Happy Mother's Day J










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Not the cowboys!!!! The Texans!!! The texans always beat the cowboys. I so can't wait for that game...lol. Jay is going to be crying. lmao. take that back..he was hollering last time.
Angela02:08 AM CST