A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies.
Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside. The
woman, sort of bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man
'Holy Crap, That must be my husband!'

So the guy quickly jumped out of the bed, scared and naked he

jumped out the window like a crazy man.  He smashed himself on the
ground, ran through a thorn bush and then started to run as fast
as he could to his car.

A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and
screamed at the woman, 'I AM your husband.!'

The woman yelled back, 'Yeah, then why were you running?'

And that folks............is how the fight started