
nicole scherzinger turned 30 yesterday. she is one hot biatch. she came up in a discussion with the current boy over the weekend. It went like this:
me: what do you think of nicole scherzinger?
him: who?
me: the chick from the ****cat dolls! the hot one.
him: they're all hot.
me: the one who sings! i wish i looked like her.
him: eh. she's not my favorite.
me: so, if i looked like her and i hit on you, you'd blow me off?
him: no... i'd take you home. i just don't know if i'd call you the next day.
wasn't that nice! whatever. silly boy. anyways... happy birthday, nicole!









