yesterday, there was a fabulous ice cream setup downstairs for us to make our own ice cream sundaes.  of course, there was some left over.  so when i got back to lunch today, i decided to swing by the kitchen and see if some ice cream had made it through to today.  in fact, it had!  i was thrilled.  then about an hour later, i decided to have some. 

only there was none left.

someone took both of the giant containers of ice cream!  the entire things!  i searched all 3 floors, all 3 freezers, and even the trash bins.  there was no sign of it.

just my luck.

nicole scherzinger turned 30 yesterday.  she is one hot biatch.  she came up in a discussion with the current boy over the weekend.  It went like this:

me: what do you think of nicole scherzinger?

him:  who?

me:  the chick from the ****cat dolls!  the hot one.

him:  they're all hot.

me:  the one who sings!  i wish i looked like her.

him:  eh.  she's not my favorite.

me:  so, if i looked like her and i hit on you, you'd blow me off?

him:  no... i'd take you home.  i just don't know if i'd call you the next day.

wasn't that nice!  whatever.  silly boy.  anyways... happy birthday, nicole!

so... turns out that 40% of single, sexually active new yorkers didn't wear a condom last time they did the deed.  ew.  what happened to "no glove, no love"?  and for real people, condoms AND lube can be found free of charge in lots of places in NYC.  there are no excuses!  again, i must say... EW.  anyways.  i found a website that had an IM conversation between two female new yorkers on the subject.  check it... and laugh.  it's funny.  those women are bold and outspoken.  loves it.