Davey

    Bumper Sticker Explosion!

    Tuesday, April 1, 2008, 11:32 AM [General]

    What the hell? I was driving to work this morning when I saw in front of me an automobile  covered in bumperstickers all of which were fighting for some kind of cause namely going green and vegitarian. Why is it always the 86 lbs. smelly Hippie boy that looks sickly that covers his auto with all these "Causes". First of all it makes a perfectly nice auto look like totall s.h.i.t., and in this case totally hypocritical. A majority of this dudes bumper stickers were about going green which were plastered all over his gas drinking SUV, way to stand for a cause man! So you go on with yourself drinking coffee at your "NON CORPORATE" coffee store, eating at your trendy all organic resturant as you talk with you elitist friends about the state of the environment and how you are doing so much to change things, and then get into your 50 gallon gas tank SUV and continue to do your part! All I can say now is...bro you're and idiot and I hope a plane crashes into your SUV! Put that on a bumper sticker!

     

    Davey F-ing Jones

    3.5 (1 Ratings)

    Lucky's was off the chain!

    Tuesday, March 18, 2008, 02:06 PM [General]

    Well all you buzz listeners if you didnt come out last night to Lucky's Pub you missed one of the best St. Patricks days ever! The bands were great, the beer was delicious and the party was awesome! Don and Rod got wasted and left before I got there but Jessica and Zakk where there the rest of the night! If any of you were there and have a good story about your night lay it on me, I wanna know! I hope the luck of the irish was with you all, and everyone got luck at Lucky's! I know I did, and I got wasted! haha!

    Here are a few photos of last night! If yall have any send them to me and ill post a St. Patricks Day photo Gallery on my page!

    -Word

    Davey F-ing Jones

    4 (1 Ratings)

    Happy St. Paddy's Day

    Monday, March 17, 2008, 10:41 AM [General]

    Hey all! I hope all of you called in sick to go drink some green beer and Irish whiskey! Yall hit me up today I'll be in the buzz studio all day helping the rest of the gang broadcast live from lucky's pub! so hit me up and tell me about yall ST Paddy's day!

     

    Holla

    Davey F-ing Jones

    4 (1 Ratings)

    Screw the Security guards at Warehouse Live!

    Monday, March 10, 2008, 10:34 AM [General]

     

    Alright guys we have got a problem in Houston at Warehouse Live, and its not the venue itself not the fact that the shows there are freakin badass, its the security team and there brutal tactics. Okay so last night I was at the Every Time I Die show (my favorite band by the way). The show was killer! ETID rocked the night hard and it was seriously the best hardcore show I have ever been to right up until ETID's last song of the night. It all started when Keith Buckley (Lead Singer) asked the audience to join the band onstage for the last song so that we could have the best night f***ing ever at a show (Keith's words), and as we all started to rush the stage, in a very orderly fashion I might add, there was this one security guard on a power trip. He was a big Samoan lookin mother f-er most likely with tiny dick syndrome who decided all by himself to stop the crowd by any means necessary, that included being a total and utter ASS! He was the one and only Security Guard trying to stop us from rocking out with our band! Then Jordan Buckley (guitarist) stood one foot on the stage and one on the barrier trying to block the security guard so more of us could get on stage, and as more and more of us got pass he got more and more aggravated. Finally the Security jerk slipped under Jordan's legs to grab this little girl, who didn't even look much older than 15 or so, and slammed her on the ground! Seeing this Jordan Buckley did the most hardcore/rock thing I have seen at a concert in a long time, he grabbed the security joke by the back of the head and pulled him off the girl! This prompted the Security fag to make mistake 1, he turned and pushed Jordan causing him to fall off the stage and hit the ground in between the barrier and the stage. With out missing a beat Jordan jumped back up and started beating the ever loving crap out of the security guard, which in turn prompted his brother (lead singer) Keith Buckley to grab the mic stand and start swinging at the guard too, which in turn prompted us the crowd to jump in and continue the beating of that fat ass security guard! In the middle of the brawl there was on casualty, Jordans guitar was broken by the security guard. By now the fight is broken up Jordan and Keith are helped up by the fans and that security guard was escorted out by a police detail as well as other security guards that were working at the time, which was good for him cause over have the crowd that saw it all go down (myself included) was waiting for him to come outside. Now this guard should know the cardinal rules when working a venue especially a rock venue: 1 Don't attack a little girl that pisses everyone off at a show even complete strangers will jump in to help if they see a little girl get hurt! 2 Don't attack a member of the headline band unless you want to incite a riot, which is what happened! Now I plan on calling warehouse live and asking about their practices on how they hire Security guards. Like do they just hire any thug on the street that always looking for a fight? Or do they take the time to train them properly to insure the safety of their patrons and entertainment? Let me know what yall think him me up on this guys!

    4 (1 Ratings)

    Beware of the Angry moped gangs in Montrose!

    Tuesday, February 26, 2008, 03:43 PM [General]

    Is it me or is Mod Dead? I just dont get it I guess. I know Moepeds are coming back in popularity due to the recent rises in gas prices, plus they are vintage and what not and we all know that white people love "vintage". But if you are going to drive a scooter there are a few things you must realise. 1 You are not hard, tough or scary. You're ballsy cause youre riding on a tiny piece of metal with a lawnmower engine in heavy traffic, but lets go ahead and rule out you being hard core. 2 One person riding a moped alone is goophy lookin enough but when you get a "gang" together and saftey pin patches your mother made for you on to your members only jackets, it starts to get a little ridiculous. Oh and when you and your "gang" decide to roll out all over town and pull up to local dive bars and act tough, no ones buying it. In fact we are all laughing at you behind you backs, and I'll staight up laugh at you to your face, cause lets face it youre riding a moped and moped again does not equal "tough guy" it equals Wilmer Valderrama.

    Now let me say I am not against the moped or the average moped enthusiast, just the roving moped gangs. If you wanna be in a gang cause that the only way you can feel accepted and you like wearing a uniform cause you have no original ideas of your own, thats fine be a conforming little monkey, but dont pull up to a bar with you moped gang and try to take over and intimidate people cause fellas it aint happenin.

     

    your boi,

    Davey F-ing Jones

    4 (1 Ratings)

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